Eyebrows
Please do not take yesterday’s ASCO post as recommending that you shave your eyebrows. IT DOES NOT LOOK GOOD. Patssi Valdez was, and is, cooler than most of you.
That’s the only reason you didn’t notice that HER FACE HAD NO HAIR ON IT. Please, please, don’t do it if you’re not part of some sort of instant mural ensemble. And even that was only OK in the seventies, so just don’t do it.
